John Kerry is a Landsman
Presidential hopeful John Kerry is a half-Jew.
Earlier this week the Massachusetts Senator discovered that his paternal grandmother is in fact a Heeb, making him, technically speaking, a half-Jew. Kerry now joins the ranks of such celebrity and politico half-Jews as Dianne Feinstein, Barry Goldwater, and Bill Maher.
Hopefully this will give Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman some stern competition for the overtly Jewish vote, because Lord only knows what that douche will do to this country. Then again, you may also have to consider what this will do to Kerry’s chances with a liberal voting populace that’s becoming increasingly anti-Israel, and thus increasingly anti-Jewish.
are we to understand “douche” as a noun with negative connotations? please clarify.
—agr33ny · February 12th, 2003 at 11:39 am
no … it’s an adjective with negative connotations.
—Anonymous · February 17th, 2003 at 9:45 pm
the way it was used here, it’s a noun.
—agr33ny · March 18th, 2003 at 8:02 am
well..so’s your aunt. even so, kerry’s a douche. and incidentally, he’s also a member of the skull n’ bones, the secret fraternity bush belongs to: http://www.guerrillanews.com/c.....oc794.html
—mo1 · March 19th, 2003 at 1:00 pm
wait, so was his father or mother technically jewish because if it was his mother wouldnt that make him technically a full jew?
—will boyce · December 31st, 2004 at 4:04 pm