Yet another interfaith Seder…

This one Jewish/Catholic in San Diego.

Passover Pork

After over doing the inane comparison between livestock and holocaust victims, PETA invokes the voice of the one and only Joan Rivers, urging everyone to “pig out on pig” this coming Passover.

On its new voice mail message for the season, callers to the PETA hotline (888 Veg-Food) are greeted by the raspy has-been’s declaration: “This year, you can pig out at Passover—you can put some pork on your fork, and it’s kosher! I’m not talking about eating a dead pig—yuck!—I’m talking about fakin’ bacon, pseudo-sausage, pigless pork chops, and the wave of wonderful new mock meats in supermarkets everywhere.”

Die. Die. Yay, nu?

[That was harsh. —Ed.]

The Fashion of the Christ

Forget Jewcy. Forget even the Jewish Fashion Conspiracy, Kosher Klothing, and all the others. They all missed this boat, over at The Fashion of the Christ. Sick.

“I fear that the Zionist dream is doomed”

“The Zionist revolution has always rested on two pillars: a just path and an ethical leadership. Neither of these is operative any longer. The Israeli nation today rests on a scaffolding of corruption, and on foundations of oppression and injustice. As such, the end of the Zionist enterprise is already on our doorstep. There is a real chance that ours will be the last Zionist generation. There may yet be a Jewish state here, but it will be a different sort, strange and ugly.” —Avraham Burg

Ariel’s Thrown G’wan Down

Israel’s chief prosecutor has recommended bringing an indictment against Ariel Sharon for bribery.

Show More Negiah

Give It Up for Brit Mila!

Circumcised men are 8 times less-likely to contract HIV. I knew a bris had to be good for something!

No easy answers…

Some Irish bloke ponders the tougher questions posed by an Irish senator’s recent condemnation of Israel as a rogue state. I can’t tell if he pasted an article or wrote it himself…

Prominent Palestinians Plead for Peace

“Sixty prominent Palestinians urged their people Thursday not to retaliate for Israel’s killing of the Hamas founder, but instead to transform the 3 1/2-year-old violent uprising into a peaceful protest for statehood.”

When Jews Cry Wolf

Here’s a sneak peek at my story on the York incident. It’s a little less biting than the original edit but still gets the point across…The final version will be up Sunday.

York spokeswoman Nancy White writes, “This is just amazing. Thank you so much for the first balanced, accurate article on this event.”

Free Adonai & I MP3s Up At DavidGouldMusic.com

I’ve just completed the site for Jewish reggae bassist David Gould, of Adonai & I. Check it out for free MP3s of rad-tastic reggae versions of classic Jewish songs.

Corruption Eating ARMDI

An anonymous tipster brings word of scandal in the ranks at American Red Magen David for Israel (ARMDI).

The Los Angeles-based Chairman of the organization’s Western Region has hired his org a PR consultant. This consultant, beyond receiving a $7,000 monthly retainer, charges significant fees for any work he does, and apparently, if a different district wants to reuse his work—say a newspaper ad—they will be charged nominally as well, though this doesn’t seem to be stopping anyone from contracting his services. However, the kicker is that this PR consultant is the Chairman of the Western Region himself! Talk about nepotism!

Some board members are reeling from the corruption…

Robodox

…And Another Unity Seder

Another Black/Jewish common bond seder in the fine city of Detroit.

Blintzapalooza

The western blintz competition will change this year to a contest of who can make the best kosher bagel. Now why didn’t New Yorkers think of that?

Open Thread: Welcome To The Shtetl

I’m really pleased to see so many people finally crawling out of the woodwork and throwing their two cents in to the pot here. This is yet another open thread, but if you’d like, please take this as an opportunity to introduce yourselves so we can get to know each other a little better and perhaps strengthen our growing community…

The Dancing Matzah Man Returns

“Save a place at the seder table for the Dancing Matzahman, chosen best new Passover item at the October 2003 Kosherfest, a national kosher food trade show. Press its foot and the doll, dressed in chef’s garb, sways and sings (actually the voice of a 93-year-old Yiddishe mama) a paean to unleavened bread to the tune of ‘Dayenu.’ The chef garb is in a matzoh print, one of the trademark patterns of the doll’s maker, Davida Aprons & Logo Programs Inc., in Huntington Park, Calif. Sold for $18 at Yussel’s Place, 59 Merrick Ave., Merrick, or (plus shipping) by phone, 516-223-7050 or online at www.yusselsplace.com.”

The Ties That Bind

Seattle’s Freedom Seder, is an annual joint African American and Jewish event which explores the groups common history of slavery and oppression.