Jews for Stevus
Jews for Jesus has been distributing a pamphlet in NYC that draws parallels between the careers of Apple CEO Steve Jobs and Jesus H. Christ. The pamphlet concludes by targeting the supposedly Jewish Jobs for conversion.

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I’m so happy Jewschool continues to propogate xtain attempts to convert Jews. Perhaps we should call site J4JSchool.
dirrigible · July 12th, 2006 at 8:49 am
I thought Jobs was biologically Arab. His biological mother was Joanne Schieble, and his father was Abdulfattah Jandali, a Syrian. They married in 1955 in a church in Green Bay.
tzvee · July 12th, 2006 at 8:56 am
iConfessions might be Stevus’ next project
Yitz · July 12th, 2006 at 9:16 am
i’m sorry dirrigible..next time i’m in the old city, i’ll assault a bishop just for you
Mobius · July 12th, 2006 at 9:49 am
But really, that’s a dumb pamphlet. Hardly makes sense, much less a convincing point. What a half-assed effort on their part.
Ronen · July 12th, 2006 at 10:40 am
Now can we start using “Steve Jobs” as a swear word?
Michelle · July 12th, 2006 at 11:40 am
M, don’t want you to assault anyone; but I’m assaulted by enough xtain bs as is, don’t need more of it when I go here for my Jewish fix.
dirrigible · July 12th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
I thought these guys got millions for their propaganda. As a mac user and a Jew I am disappointed not to see better production values. I do appreciate the “handmade” quality of this tract, however, and its almost endearing uber geekiness.
Is there one with Linus Torvalds or Woz?
Solo · July 12th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
I see these folks and their pamphlets everywhere, and have thus far managed not to puke all over them. One of their other tracts features Google–complete with handy trademark signs–and I was pretty surprised. Is this kind of appropriation legal? Do Google and Mac really want their names associated with this? I think if I were Steve Jobs, I’d be a little steamed.
Well, maybe that’s just because nobody’s called MY career trajectory messianic.
di radikale maydel · July 12th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
[...] Hahah, Jews for Jesus are always funny. Mobius found a flyer of them comparing Jesus to Steve Jobs. [...]
Ivory Power » Blog Archive » Jews for Stevus · July 14th, 2006 at 9:38 am
The guy who wrote the pamphlet has blogged about it here: shutuphead.blogspot.com/2006/07/icame-isaw-igotblogged.html
Geoff · July 14th, 2006 at 11:30 am
[...] The Town Crier says that there is a war on Chanukah. Ever hear of Jews for Stevus? WestBankMama wrote about Jewish Women battening down the hatches. [...]
A Barbaric Yawp » Blog Archive » Haveil Havalim #78 YAWP! · July 16th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
wow! fantastic! J4J can try to be ‘funny’ – who knew?
i’m supprised they can actually talk about something other than Hezeuz !
MaxKohanzad · July 17th, 2006 at 7:06 am