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25 Responses to “Britney’s New “Jew” Look”

1. Somehow she looks more zaftig.

   
   —DK · January 31st, 2007 at 10:41 am

2. Damm, damm. I’ve always like Brunettes more.

   Now if David Lynch would just do a Jewish-themed movie and Britney would tell her fans to actually hit puberty before acting all slutty, this could be something.

   
   —Lewis · January 31st, 2007 at 10:42 am

3. I would call that the straw that broke the camels back.

   Why isn’t AJC writing any articles about this?

   
   —Balaam's Donkey · January 31st, 2007 at 11:13 am

4. First come love, second comes Kabbalah, third comes Britney in another marriage….and more white-trash-Southern-meet-UpperWestSide-Jewboy babie, urrrrgggggg, America!!!!

   
   —Lewis · January 31st, 2007 at 11:32 am

5. I take offense with the use of the word “nappier” to describe her hair. Are you kidding me? I have nappy hair not this appropriating, dirtbag of a celebrity.

   
   —mikey d. · January 31st, 2007 at 11:32 am

6. “Dirtier,” maybe… if it was possible that she was ever “clean” to begin with. Not to mention the “look how pious” attitude she’s working.

   
   —Marisa James · January 31st, 2007 at 12:31 pm

7. Right. Also, nappy doesn’t modify haircolor. This is bogus to the infinity power.

   
   —Ruby K · January 31st, 2007 at 1:34 pm

8. Oh, nice to see Shiri Maimon is back with her original haircolor.

   …Wait…

   
   —michael · January 31st, 2007 at 1:39 pm

9. Britney is the anti-Gibson

   
   —shmuel · January 31st, 2007 at 1:53 pm

10. Ugh.

    is this what I prayed for in the aleinu?

    
    —yaaziel · January 31st, 2007 at 2:41 pm

11. I would not say her hair is nappy? Especially if it is because of the color. Her hair is no way nappy in the true sense of the word. In some ways she just seems lost overall.

    
    —Devra · January 31st, 2007 at 2:54 pm

12. Wow. If no one else will say it, I will: Very hot.

    
    —Mordy · January 31st, 2007 at 3:18 pm

13. Her boyfriend probably bought the star for her, consider the fact that it’s not diamond incrusted or sparkling like a town hall on July 4th.

    Who-er.

    
    —Herbert · January 31st, 2007 at 4:51 pm

14. Was Isaac rocking a fully displayed shaved vagina in honor of Britney’s heritage?

    
    —CR · January 31st, 2007 at 4:53 pm

15. How does she still have hair after all the highlighting/bad dye jobs? That HAS to be a wig.

    
    —Beth Gottfried · January 31st, 2007 at 5:35 pm

16. w00t cr!

    
    —Mobius · January 31st, 2007 at 6:50 pm

17. Please. Take. Off. Magen. David. NOW.

    
    —Jared Goldberg · January 31st, 2007 at 7:08 pm

18. come on, people.

    the fact that britney spears is dating a guy named isaac cohen is just hilarious to begin with. embrace it, love it. first christina married jordan bratman, britney’s next up. we’re assimilating teen pop stars!

    
    —Sam · January 31st, 2007 at 9:56 pm

19. It’s a sheitel.

    
    —EV · January 31st, 2007 at 11:41 pm

20. Whew! Maybe with her interest this little Judaism thing can finally get off the ground and find some adherents!

    
    —IsaacB2 · February 1st, 2007 at 10:59 am

21. Is it too much to hope for that this will encourage her to keep her pants on for a while?

    
    —Nella · February 1st, 2007 at 12:39 pm

22. So, ummmm, we were talking about pseudo-kikes a while ago…

    …and an echo on Mobe’s w00t!

    
    —Sholomanarchy · February 1st, 2007 at 2:35 pm

23. not only teen-pop stars and their mothers, urr, forerunner (Demi and Mad better step it up the Kabbalah).

    OK, so we’re taking over pop-culture, now hip-hop….

    I’m waiting for some hot ladies to start dating, let’s see, JayZ, maybe Nas, is Bar Refaeli single yet?

    
    —Lewis · February 1st, 2007 at 5:42 pm

24. hot, very hot in not so hot sorta way. let me have my portnoyesque fantasy, thankyu.

    
    —dobzewitz · February 2nd, 2007 at 4:17 pm

25. [...] Ex-mock-mekubal Britney Spears is on a Costa Rican vacation with anti-Semitic conspiracy buff Mel Gibson. [...]

    
    —The News Shticker: Celebrity status - The Telegraph · June 12th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

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