Britney's New "Jew" Look
Being a Jew’s all the rage, eh?
Via Celebrity Warship:
Britney Spears debuted a new darker, nappier haircolor on Monday night as she and boyfriend Isaac Cohen left the Chateau Marmont. Homegirl was also rocking a gigantic Star of David necklace, I’m guessing as an homage to her boy’s heritage.
Somehow she looks more zaftig.
Damm, damm. I’ve always like Brunettes more.
Now if David Lynch would just do a Jewish-themed movie and Britney would tell her fans to actually hit puberty before acting all slutty, this could be something.
I would call that the straw that broke the camels back.
Why isn’t AJC writing any articles about this?
First come love, second comes Kabbalah, third comes Britney in another marriage….and more white-trash-Southern-meet-UpperWestSide-Jewboy babie, urrrrgggggg, America!!!!
I take offense with the use of the word “nappier” to describe her hair. Are you kidding me? I have nappy hair not this appropriating, dirtbag of a celebrity.
“Dirtier,” maybe… if it was possible that she was ever “clean” to begin with. Not to mention the “look how pious” attitude she’s working.
Right. Also, nappy doesn’t modify haircolor. This is bogus to the infinity power.
Oh, nice to see Shiri Maimon is back with her original haircolor.
…Wait…
Britney is the anti-Gibson
Ugh.
is this what I prayed for in the aleinu?
I would not say her hair is nappy? Especially if it is because of the color. Her hair is no way nappy in the true sense of the word. In some ways she just seems lost overall.
Wow. If no one else will say it, I will: Very hot.
Her boyfriend probably bought the star for her, consider the fact that it’s not diamond incrusted or sparkling like a town hall on July 4th.
Who-er.
Was Isaac rocking a fully displayed shaved vagina in honor of Britney’s heritage?
How does she still have hair after all the highlighting/bad dye jobs? That HAS to be a wig.
w00t cr!
Please. Take. Off. Magen. David. NOW.
come on, people.
the fact that britney spears is dating a guy named isaac cohen is just hilarious to begin with. embrace it, love it. first christina married jordan bratman, britney’s next up. we’re assimilating teen pop stars!
It’s a sheitel.
Whew! Maybe with her interest this little Judaism thing can finally get off the ground and find some adherents!
Is it too much to hope for that this will encourage her to keep her pants on for a while?
So, ummmm, we were talking about pseudo-kikes a while ago…
…and an echo on Mobe’s w00t!
not only teen-pop stars and their mothers, urr, forerunner (Demi and Mad better step it up the Kabbalah).
OK, so we’re taking over pop-culture, now hip-hop….
I’m waiting for some hot ladies to start dating, let’s see, JayZ, maybe Nas, is Bar Refaeli single yet?
hot, very hot in not so hot sorta way. let me have my portnoyesque fantasy, thankyu.