High fructose corn syrup is for the goyim
Get your Passover Coke, kids. It’s, like rare and stuff. I’ll be buying up all the Cali supplies and eBaying them off to you East Coast Hymietown suckas.
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Yeah, um, if by Goyim you mean Sefardiim.
—Ahron · March 14th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
lol
—sarah · March 14th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
lol! you guys shouldn’t drink that crap anyway.
—sarah · March 14th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
The Pesach Coca-Cola seriously tastes much better than the year-round! Wouldn’t you pay an extra one or two cents more for it?
—Eric · March 15th, 2007 at 12:30 am
I’m Sefard but I’ll be buying my year’s supply. A question: How can wine be Kosher for Passover? How is leavening not ok, but fermentation is? Isn’t it the same process?
—rod · March 15th, 2007 at 12:40 am
“A question: How can wine be Kosher for Passover? How is leavening not ok, but fermentation is? Isn’t it the same process?”
The issue on Pesach is all about what’s being fermented. For example potato vodka (if you dare handle it) can be kosher for Pesach b/c potatoes are not one of the grains. Beer or scotch on the other hand is made from wheat, barley, etc. whose fermented products are barred for Passover.
(I really like those yellow Coke caps BTW.)
—Eric · March 15th, 2007 at 1:11 am
Isn’t it the same process?
that’s like asking the difference between sex with a sibling and a partner. isn’t it the same process? how could be possibly be OK?
—Amit · March 15th, 2007 at 4:39 am
It’s the same process–but it’s the underlying substance that counts. According to the Torah sex with a sibling is prohibited, sex with a permitted partner is permitted. Same act, different context.
And wheat, etc. is permitted on Pesach, so long as it’s not fermented. So it’s basically the fermentation of specific items that’s a Pesach no-go.
—Eric · March 15th, 2007 at 11:33 am
I LOOOOVE K for P Coke. Its waaay better than regular Coke.
Of course my store probably wont be shipping any in until like the day before Pesach, if they do like they usually do.
—shmuel · March 15th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Sarah,
you can try to ebay to us all you want, but the yids in the know in the five boroughs can get HFCS free soda all year round at any self respecting mexican restaurant. Mmm, sing to me, glass bottle mexican pepsi.
—Ruby K · March 15th, 2007 at 12:47 pm