Funny Bloggers Will Save Israel

Ariel Sharon’s ex-spokesman Ra’anan Gissin has some ideas for how to improve Israel’s image:

For example, Gissin said, instead of a giving diatribe about Islamic terror and Israel’s virtues, why not try telling a couple of jokes?

“You can make the same message by retelling 4,000 years of Jewish history and boring [your audience] or by telling two good jokes in 30 seconds.

What kind of jokes, you might ask?

“I don’t have any jokes!” Gissin blasted at a decibel level roughly equivalent to a steam train plowing into a drum factory.

“But young people, bloggers, could do a marvelous job of this counter-insurgency warfare in the media without using weapons.”

I’ll let you know when I’ve finished composing my list of everything wrong with this.

Filed under Humor, Israel

3 Responses to “Funny Bloggers Will Save Israel”

  1. Wait, wait — I got one:
    Moshe Katsav, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Jesus walk into a bar.
    I’m sure there’s a punchline in there somewhere.


    Noach · March 27th, 2007 at 9:16 am
  2. Noach, are you noach I know?


    Amit · March 27th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
  3. [...] a suggestion regarding how to improve Israel’s image in the face of a hostile media (hat tip: Jewschool). Gissin’s stop in San Francisco is part of his month-long tour of the United States with the [...]


    What Israel Needs: Good Bloggers and Jokes · March 25th, 2008 at 10:29 am

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