Presidential hopeful John Kerry is a half-Jew.

Earlier this week the Massachusetts Senator discovered that his paternal grandmother is in fact a Heeb, making him, technically speaking, a half-Jew. Kerry now joins the ranks of such celebrity and politico half-Jews as Dianne Feinstein, Barry Goldwater, and Bill Maher.

Hopefully this will give Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman some stern competition for the overtly Jewish vote, because Lord only knows what that douche will do to this country. Then again, you may also have to consider what this will do to Kerry’s chances with a liberal voting populace that’s becoming increasingly anti-Israel, and thus increasingly anti-Jewish.