[Updated] People keep finding Jewschool by using “Jewish porn” as a search phrase. Not that I mind. I find it hysterical. But frankly, there’s nothing here except one post referring to a NY Press article. So, after a little hunting, I found the authorotative list of Jewish porn stars.

Typically, the list was compiled by Luke Ford, the arrogant bastid who had the nerve to talk smack to both me and my mother (of all people), for backing up Doug Rushkoff when the Jewish press was at his throat. Where a guy like Ford, who runs ran a porn-news site [NSFW]* and brags has bragged about having sex with pornstars, gets off criticizing Rushkoff or anyone else about their morality, theism, or devotion to Judaism, is beyond me. Ford may have converted into the tribe, but despite his contentions otherwise, he’s definitely not he hasn’t much acted like a Torah-keeping Jew. For him to wage such assertions against others shows he has no awareness of basic Jewish concepts such as derech eretz or menschlekheit, which makes his devotion to Judaism as questionable as the next guy’s. People in glass houses, mofucka.

But whatever. Here’s the list. Which I might add, is *Not Safe For Work. But I bet you didn’t know Traci Lords is Jewish

My sincerest apologies to Luke Ford for my poor choice in verb tense.