Quick Humor
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for the number 266419.
A few minutes later there is a knock on the door to his hotel room. As he opens the door he sees two beautiful and sexy girls who ask him, “Are you the guy who ordered two shikses for one night?”
(c/o Moses Aaron)
that joke is so old it farts dust.