Prayer for the Porn
“Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs that disturb and ruin my work […] so that I shall be able to cleanse myself.”
The chief rabbi of Tzefat has written a prayer for porn surfers. Yes, can I get an oy gevalt?! (c/o l’via w/props to sarah lefton)
I got the answer to your prayers Rabbi.
http://www.mozilla.org/products/firebird/why
You’ll never accidentally see porn again. On purpose is another story.
and if you want to become an ultra orthadox geek you can deck yourself out in the black hat of the geek
http://www.gentoo.org
i actually hatew mozilla but manage with one of the million alternatives. anyone who has been using the internet for more than a couple of years should not be complaining. toolbar.google.com – 30 second download on 56K.
i just switched to firebird
And of course, there is always kosher pleasures offer the Ron Jeremy vibrator… at http://www.kosherpleasures.co.uk
Ok, now I’ve got to tell you another story. My mom, went to queen’s college. We’re a bunch of queens jews over here. So, while she was on spring break in Florida she met a nice clean cut jewish guy who also went to queen’s college. She went on two dates with him, and then ended the relationship. That man is now Ron Jeremy. No joke.
Oh, mhz, you are right to hate Mozilla. Just let me tell you that Firebird is NOT Mozilla. It is Mozilla minus all the extras. It’s faster, slicker, better. Just try it out, trust me.