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Jewschool Tees for the Red Diaper Jew


All new shirts in The Jewschool Sto’ for the secular yiddishist and/or orthodox anarchist in all of us. Thanks to Asaf & ShamirPower (formerly Anagraztov) for help with picking an appropriate Hebrew phrase for the first one. I’m awaiting a verbal altercation with my beloved online-friend Micha Ghertner regarding the second.

25 thoughts on “Jewschool Tees for the Red Diaper Jew

  1. The argument you all are having on that other blog is interesting. I would buy the shirt, but I’ve been so angered by the radical left’s use of the swastika in reference to modern Israel that using the hammer and sickle to denote anything ultimately malleable wouldn’t be looking out for the brothers of all peoples who suffered and fled under that the red flag.

  2. Zionism is alive and well. As for Communism, it is (almost) dead and buried. Thank God.
    I’m a bit surprised though. I thought you billed yourself as a libertarian anarchist or some such.

  3. yes, ami–zionism is alive, but so long as it’s in the hands of right wing religious zealots, it is NOT well.

  4. Zionism is alive and well. As for Communism, it is (almost) dead and buried.
    I kind of see Ami’s point. The t-shirt looks kind of cool, especially (I would guess) from an American point of view, since Communism was so long a taboo there.
    On the other hand, in a world where many Jews actually experienced life under hammer-and-sickle-bearing regimes — and the racism and mass murders of the various Communist regimes — few whose perspective stretches beyond U.S. borders are likely to appreciate the ironic chic.
    Or, to put it another way, the association between “Reclaim Zionism” and Soviet Communism is as likely to be perceived as yet another caricature of Zionism. Especially these days, when far-right nostalgia for Communist days has actually revived some of these symbols and affixed them firmly to fascist FSU politics.
    This, from someone who maintained a collection of Soviet-regime posters ’cause I thought socialist realism looked cool. After a while it occurred to me that the aesthetic, too, was political…

  5. Communism is just a political movement. Sometimes it has been awfully applied. Sometimes it it worked, albeit ephemerally. Good examples of the former are the Soviet Union (particularly as established under Stalin, though Lenin’s implementation certainly had its flaws), and Kampuchea under Pol Pot (anyone up for a chorus of “Holiday in Cambodia”?). A pretty good example of the latter was the Yishuv kibbutz movement.
    Could it be that, like anarchy, communism works better as a lifestyle than a politically mandated system?

  6. Communism is just a political movement. Uh huh. The hammer and sickle on a background of red, on the other hand… (grinning now).

  7. oh well i will use this chance to tell a communist joke. i think this is from the brezhnev era, though i might be wrong.
    so brehznev is going to visit poland and wants to bring a present to the sattelite leader. what shall he bring? the comissars finally come up with any idea – lets bring a painting! but what will the painting be of? well they think and think and think and then brezhnev comes up with a great idea – the painting will be “Lenin In Poland”, titled after the visit of lenin in poland.
    So Brezhnev’s happy so he calls this jewish painter guy and tells him – “I want a painting titled ‘Lenin In Poland’ in three weeks!” so the jewish painter agrees and goes off.
    Three weeks pass by and Brezhnev calls for the jewish painter, who comes as promised with the painting. so the jewish guy reveals the painting, which shows a man and women have intercourse.
    Brezhnev, shocked,shouts out: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???
    the painter says: This is just what u asked, Lenin in Poland!
    brezhnev and the commisars are all shocked and outraged.
    Then Brezhnev asks: “So who is this woman?!”
    The painter answers: “well, thats Lenin’s wife!”
    Brezhnev cant control himself: “WHAT THE FUCKKKKK!! And WHO the HELL is this man?!”
    “oh, that’s Trotsky of course,” the painter asks.
    Brezhnev, outraged, cries out: “Where where the hell is Lenin?!!!”
    “well,” the painter answers, “Lenin’s in Poland!”
    (I am telling this out of memory and its hard to tell jokes in this format, so sorry if this didnt come out well”)

  8. 8opus: “The hammer and sickle on a background of red, on the other hand….”
    …is just a flag.

  9. …is just a flag. Evoked by the hammer-and-sickle t-shirt.
    Which is what we were talking about. Not that a larger discussion of communism and its role in the world isn’t super-fascinating, ‘course.
    Asaf: funny … though I cheerfully admit cluelessness here — there’s an ironic twist there for those who know something of the history of Lenin and Brezhnev and so on, I bet.

  10. The hammer and sickle is as much a symbol of totalitarianism, facism (under Stalin) and mass murder as the swastika. Many kibbutzim may be built on socialist ideals but to identify them with the communism of the USSR/China/Cambodia is disconcerting.

  11. greetings from Israel, not much time to write as this isn’t my computer.
    the anarchy shirt is awesome. i used to doodle “jewnarchy” symbols–magen david extended into an A. i’m glad someone beat me to putting it on a shirt because i wouldn’t have found as good of a quote.
    as for the hammer and sickle, i tend to agree with those who hate it. i don’t get why these “CCCP” shirts are trendy and cool, while wearing a swastika would get you dirty looks and justified beatings. the CCCP and Soviet government killed mad people. MAYbe you could use it as a symbol of all the workers who wanted something other than what Stalin gave them, but I’d still recommend against it.
    if you want a shirt that says “RECLAIM ZIONISM” I would put a picture of Martin Buber on it. and maybe Judah Magnes, or Gershom Scholem. confusing the heck out of just about everyone, except for the two or three religious-zionist-anarchists out there.

  12. i dunno yo…i don’t associate the hammer and the sickle with the regimes that put it on their flags as so much as the very thing which the symbol actually stands for — workers control of the means of production.
    i was trying to find it earlier to post, but couldn’t — lost the url — but i found this large cache of zionist socialist posters from palestine from the 20s-50s, that all had the hammer and sickle on ’em. some of ’em even had marx and lenin on ’em.

  13. I meant it lightly in my initial comment above, but seriously, are the folks who are offended by the sickle-hammer symbol also offended by the Hapoel A.C. logo (which includes a sickle-hammer design)?

  14. zionist socialist posters from palestine from the 20s-50s, that all had the hammer and sickle on ’em and are the folks who are offended by the sickle-hammer symbol also offended by the Hapoel A.C. logo — er, this is not a coincidence. Those all hail from Jews who genuinely were fans of the Soviet system.
    Hell, there were genuinely good people (Jews, gentiles) who were fans of Stalin right till the bitter end. Self-delusion’s a tough business. People want to believe.
    So that’s part of our history. The question is how we move forward. I guess I make a difference between things that are well-established and new things we choose to establish. It’s not like I’m horribly offended; it just strikes me as a relatively smarmy I’m-so-ironic Americanism that wouldn’t play too well anywhere else.
    .i don’t associate the hammer and the sickle with the regimes that put it on their flags as so much as the very thing which the symbol actually stands for
    Weird.

  15. “Self-delusion’s a tough business. People want to believe.”
    now you know how i feel about bush.
    also, re: “weird”, see here.

  16. 8opus,
    You describe a cult of personality. While there probably were a few individual Jews who admired Stalin, my experience leads me to believe that most who got goosebumps at the sight of the sickle and hammer were genuinely inspired by the ideal (fantasy?) of classless utopia. In the world of literature we can see this illustrated in the life and work of Isaac Babel, for example.
    Mobius brings up an interesting correlary with President Bush. Similarly, there are the individual Jews on the rightward end of todays political spectrum who insist that oppostion to Bush administration policies amounts to treason, even as the Bush administration unwittingly leaks intelligence information to Iran via Ahmed Chalabi, deliberately leaked the identity of a covert CIA operative as cynical political payback, and fudged the State Department’s “Patterns of Global Terrorism” report to give the appearance of greater success for the war on terror.
    As we have had Jews drift toward Hare Krishna cults and Stalinism, we also see Jews smitten by the “Hare Dubya” cult. Ideas may not be as big a problem as the messianic mishigoss of personality cults.

  17. While there probably were a few individual Jews who admired Stalin, my experience leads me to believe that most who got goosebumps at the sight of the sickle and hammer were genuinely inspired by the ideal (fantasy?) of classless utopia. Er, yes. Obviously. But not just the ideal (fantasy?) — also the belief that actually-existing Communism was here to stay.
    That has nothing to do with a cult of personality. It wasn’t about Stalin himself — it was what letting go of Stalin would mean for what they thought about the Soviet Union. If you’re looking for a “cult of personality”, that personality is the USSR itself. Brad DeLong’s review of Jewish-British historian Eric Hobsbawm’s last book addresses these themes.
    now you know how i feel about bush. Yeah; you can see why I wouldn’t think that jumping up and down and talking about Stalin’s granddaddy — or trying to shout down Maoists or Larouchites, for that matter — is especially convincing, though, right?
    Ideas may not be as big a problem as the messianic mishigoss of personality cults. Yeah. The problem is those who want to emphasise personality, or slogans, or caricatures, or symbols, above ideas. (Obligatory Adbusters link here.)

  18. 8opus: “Er, yes. Obviously. But not just the ideal (fantasy?) — also the belief that actually-existing Communism was here to stay.
    That has nothing to do with a cult of personality. It wasn’t about Stalin himself — it was what letting go of Stalin would mean for what they thought about the Soviet Union.”
    OK, then. And if it was so obvious, then why make the intial remark, “there were genuinely good people (Jews, gentiles) who were fans of Stalin right till the bitter end. Self-delusion’s a tough business. People want to believe”?
    Of course people want to believe in a climactic progression. That’s why we have redemption theologies and messianic formulas. It’s just sort of sad that after all the history of human civilization we still, on the whole, feel compelled to wait in holy passivity for the mothership, the messiah, or the “great man” to bring the redemption to us. Only to be burned over and over again by the usual shameless opportunists, exploiting our procrastination and leaving us wallowing in pathetic misery at the sight of mere symbols of our all-too-human failures. From where I sit, “I’m so ironic Americanism” doesn’t seem like it could really hurt in the broader context.

  19. And if it was so obvious, then why make the intial remark Um, ’cause we were talking about why people embraced the Soviet Union, reproducing its emblem everywhere, even during a time when the Soviet Union was led by one of history’s great mass murderers.
    It’s just sort of sad that after all the history of human civilization we still, on the whole, feel compelled to wait in holy passivity for the mothership, the messiah, or the “great man” to bring the redemption to us. I’m a bit lost on what this has to do anything, but sure. No doubt. Messianism bad. Redemption takes effort. Hammer and sickle funny.
    From where I sit, “I’m so ironic Americanism” doesn’t seem like it could really hurt in the broader context. Uh, okay. Ha, ha! Soviet Union!

  20. 8opus,
    I wrote that it couldn’t hurt. If you want to argue that it isn’t falling down funny, you need to take it up with someone else.
    You write: “Um, ’cause we were talking about why people embraced the Soviet Union, reproducing its emblem everywhere, even during a time when the Soviet Union was led by one of history’s great mass murderers.”
    The “Soviet Union was led…,” not “communism was led….” There’s a difference.
    The logo both preceded and survived Stalin’s leadership of the USSR. To state your offense at the logo because there were believers in a Stalinist personality cult at one point [06/09/04 04:52pm], and at a later point state that distinctions between Stalinism and communism are “obvious,” does little to explain your offense (and your “ums,” and “ers” appear patronizing and petty too).

  21. Hey… there are actually communists in Germany called the “antideutsch” (anti-german) fraction which are a, pro-Israel and b, pro-Communism. No, not the leninist-variant, but based on the critical theory mainly of adorno/ horkheimer / marcuse. It´s standard now to carry Israel flags on antifascist demonstration in Germany. Rock it!
    😉
    Check out for some picurres ….
    http://de.indymedia.org//2005/

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