It’s finally happened. Only 9 shopping days left until Chrismukkah! Sundown Dec 7 thru Dec 25.

Celebrating the Holidays together. As Christmas and Hanukkah draw near once again, many of us are wrestling with an annual dilemma: “So, what’s it going to be? You want your matzoh balls or a candy cane? Spin the Dreidel or get kissed under the mistletoe?” Well, you’ve found the one place where you don’t have to choose. Here you can have it all!

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Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge…

Full story.

It’s not just some crazy marketing gimmick. In fact, they base themselves on the UJC’s Jewish Population Survey, which states that of Jews who married since 1996 (until the survey was taken in 2000), 47% have intermarried. Among all married Jews today (year 2000), 31% are intermarried.

(i was wondering if the google ads would be confused, but hannukah won out. ha!)