Culture, Mishegas, Religion

What would Jesus drool?

We’ve heard of people doing some crazy things in the name of religion, but in a press release we received to promote the new Bib Feeder, the inventor credits his faith for the new creation.

“My vision I believe is God given. I would like the company to provide a service to working Moms, Mom’s who have more then one child who are in multi-task situations, and assist teaching babies how to hold their bottle or sippy cup. This is the business end.
Mostly, in my heart Bibfeeder, is to be a blessing to starving children of the world and to help the missionaries spread the gospel of Jesus Christ who is my personal Lord and Savior.
I believe that it is God that gives us gifts, inventions and talents and it is up to us to choose whether we will gloriy him or not. I choose for the Bibfeeder to be a blessing to the Kingdom of Heaven and to tell starving people, not only starving for food, but also spiritually. The answer is the good news of Jesus Christ”.

9 thoughts on “What would Jesus drool?

  1. Didn’t God make woman and her breasts to provide baby’s perfect food? Does he think he has improved God’s own invention. I think not.

  2. God gave women breast to breastfeed and arms to hold your babys good way to help lazy moms do either now work on the never change diaper maybe you can get through you childs entire life with out doing whats best for them. I must have missed the part of the bibble that syays thou shall used a bottle and bibfeeder to nourish thy child. can anyone tell me where i find this? I had no idea there was a book in the bible named lazy mom.

  3. Well I guess these arms and boobs are useless if there are bibs that hold bottles up huh?
    What an idiot. Wanna know the reason why babies are starving? Because Formula companies push formula on poor countries give new moms free samples to last until their milk dries up, then Mom has nothing to feed baby.
    Yeah buddy you go right on ahead peddling your funny bib that will save humanity. I’ll keep using my G-D given assets to feed my children.

  4. :What an idiot. Wanna know the reason why babies are starving? Because Formula companies push formula on poor countries give new moms free samples to last until their milk dries up, then Mom has nothing to feed baby.”
    Gawd, you are so right about that!!!! If this is inspired by his faith, what a sorry faith it is. Sounds like a good way to emotionally starve babies…YUCK.

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