Watch out, urbanites. Pat Robertson has spoken to God, and we’re in trouble. God apparently told him that a terrorist attack will cause a “mass killing” late in ’07, just as God told him that He smote Ariel Sharon as retribution for the ceding of land to the Palestinians.
“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
“The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”
Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.
God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
That’s right, Pat. The Lord didn’t say nuclear. He probably said nucular.