stupidcakePrepare for the latest entry in the “you can’t make this stuff up” hit parade:

The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child’s full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance.

Whaaaa? According to the AP, the disappointed parents claim they gave little Adolf the name because “no one else in the world would have that name.” (Yeah, right…)
There’s so much post-post-post-modern irony to respond to in this story, where oh where to begin? My favorite tidbit:

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania…