…the Jewish Telegraph Agency.
I guess this is a follow-up of sorts to KFJ’s recent post here at Jewschool, Shooting the Jewish Press.
Today’s JTA Daily Briefing included the following language, which you had to scroll through to get to their actual content:

Noah would be disappointed.
We hoped for a flood, we got a shpritz. To the hundreds who’ve donated to JTA, we pledge to put your generous gifts to good use. To those who haven’t yet — yours, too. Please donate now.

Excuse us for not recognizing your right to exist.
To top it all off, they included this insane graphic: