DoD to the rescue
The Department of Defense (DoD) announced today that it will reduce greenhouse gas emissions from non-combat activities 34 percent by 2020. The department set the target in keeping with a recent executive order signed by President Obama that seeks to have the federal government lead the country by example through improved energy and environmental performance.
Killing will, of course, go on as usual.
(full press release here)
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_how_can_we_make_the