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Loshn Codfish

Welp, apparently no one’s reading Jewschool, cuz I’ve been asked why I haven’t posted anything about the talking fish about a dozen times now. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true… A New Square chosid claims that a fish spoke end-time prophecies to him in the holy tongue, and people are flipping for...

The Burning Bush?!

“In JP, as in other porn, large-breasted and well-tanned women pose and perform sexual acts. Except here, the women are Hebrews, recipients of the Law at Sinai, the women who sang with Miriam at the parting of the Red Sea, the women—brides and queens in religious imagery—who are metaphors for the Shechinah,...

Pitch In!

Running this site by myself is a bit much cuz I don’t have a constant influx of content…Once again I ask, if anyone’s interested in being a contributor, please be in touch.

John Kerry is a Landsman

Presidential hopeful John Kerry is a half-Jew. Earlier this week the Massachusetts Senator discovered that his paternal grandmother is in fact a Heeb, making him, technically speaking, a half-Jew. Kerry now joins the ranks of such celebrity and politico half-Jews as Dianne Feinstein, Barry Goldwater, and Bill Maher. Hopefully this will give...

Holy Smoke

Israel may be making moves towards marijuana decriminalization. It appears that the Israeli Green Leaf party (Ale Yarok), whose platform essentially boils down to getting both Israelis and Palestinians high and hoping they’ll mellow out (kidding, kidding), may actually land itself a seat in the Knesset. It’s probably the most sensible thing...

JEEEEEEWS IIIIIN SPAAAAAAACE

[02/03/03 — Ilan Ramon, of blessed memory, was killed in the Space Shuttle Columbia tragedy that occured on Saturday, February 1. He will forever remain a hero to those of us that keep our eyes on the skies and our hope in the future. Click here for video (WM) of Israel as...

Getting Geeky With It: IDF Contemplates Linux

The issue of security, always significant for the military computer unit, has become central over the last two-and-a-half years. Before September 2000 the IDF network had to deal with two or three computer attacks a month, says Kochba. Now such attempts are a daily occurrence. The Israeli Defense Forces are considering making...

New Year's in Jew York

If you’ve found yourself still unsure of your New Year’s plans and you missed out on the Christmas Eve Matzoh Ball, Let My People Go are sponsoring a New Year’s bash at the Village Lantern (167 Bleecker b/t Thompson & Sullivan) with hors d’oeuvres, champagne, and a live DJ for $40 in...

Kabbalistic Threads

Philip Berg is at it again. The master of new age guru-style exploitation of the Kabbalah, and the man responsible for Madonna donning tefillin, is now teaming up with French designer David Shamouelian to produce $40 t-shirts bearing the forbidden names of God. Berg suggests that the popularity of the clothing line...