The Scotsman reports,

A follower of the controversial Kabbalah sect made famous by Madonna was found today to be insane when she killed her great grandmother and former boyfriend.

Phiona Davis, 25, of Palmers Green, north London, wept after a jury found her not guilty of the two murders on the grounds of insanity.

Found to be insane, huh? Well, if you willingly give Philip Berg your money…

Now if only we could find someone willing to commit these two.