Ariel Weinmann: Israe- er. Sorry. Russian Spy.
Well, despite what you may have heard, U.S. sailor Ariel Weinmann is not being held on charges of spying for Israel.
Which to some extent, is a good look for American Jews, as it doesn’t call into question the ‘Israel OR America’ factor. Of course, depending on his motivations, it could be used as further basis for allegations about our patriotism vs. gelt, which is a much more popular opinion in the mainstream.