Britney Goes Kosher
In response to media noise that she put on weight, Britneys Spears has quit Atkins for a diet that suits her, “Strictly Kosher.” The pop tart cites musical mentor and kissing partner, Madonna, as her inspiration for the move. Rumor has it that Ms. Spears is now considering tatooing herself with a backwards OU or Chof-K.
Because the kosher girls are all size 2. It’s probably safe to assume ‘zaftig’ was not in the Kabbalah Centers curriculum.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know, when I went off Kosher, I gained all my weight back. Oh, wait.
Judaism is the It Religion!
Not that Hollywood Kabbalah’s so Jewish, but whatever…