Eat Lead
There was an old lady who swallowed a bullet:
“A woman eating a hot dog from a Costco food court in Irvine reportedly bit into a live 9mm round and later found what appears to be a bullet lodged in her stomach.”
Costco says the franks they serve are usually Hebrew National.
Well, at least we won’t have to worry about this in Canada. Due to the whole beef bit that’s going on, Canadians can no longer enjoy the yummyness of a Sinai 48 hotdog.