Strapped for holiday plans? Too outraged by the idea of paying to go to shul to cough up cash for seats at the local shteeble? Too cheap? Rosh Hashana just entirely sneak up on you and like, “Oh my G-d” you totally forgot? Simply on the road and don’t know where to go?

You best thank G-d for Chabad.

And remember kids — no matter what uncomfortable remarks might get made in the course of your holiday — you don’t have to accept their theology to have a place to daven. And, frankly, I think they’re more than okay with that. (c/o Renee)