Heeb’s E-mail Blunder

I just want to thank Heeb for sending me a volumonous portion of their e-mail subscription list yesterday. I’m sure it’ll come in handy.

“To those of you whose email addresses were inadvertantly listed in our last email update, we are terribly, terribly sorry. We have traced the error to a glitch in our server, but there really is no excuse for what happened. Just know that we will not be emailing you again until we are absolutely certain that the problem has been corrected. Also realize that we have the utmost respect for your privacy. We have made it the magazine’s policy NOT to sell our email list so it came with extreme dismay when we realized what occured this past Wednesday. We accept total responsibility for the mess-up.” (c/o Adam)

5 thoughts on “Heeb’s E-mail Blunder

  1. …you get all their email addresses, and I’ve signed up for updates with them twice and have yet to receive an email. I think it’s an anti-Esther embargo.

  2. Actually, I think it’s the second e-mail I’ve received from Heeb with addresses for half the Jews under 35 in New York City prominently featured.

    We want to transfer to overseas ($ 142,000.000.00USD)
    One Forty Two million United States Dollars) from a
    Bank in Africa, I want to ask you to quietly look for
    a reliable and honest person who will be capable and
    fit to provide either an existing bank account or to
    set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this
    money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this
    money, as long as you will remain honest to me till
    the end for this important business trusting in you
    and believing that you will never let me down either
    now or in future.
    I am DR JOSHUA MALAKIWI.The Auditor General of a bank in
    Africa,during the course of our auditing I scovered a
    floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990
    and since 1993 nobody has operated on this account
    again, after going through some old files in the
    records I discovered that the owner of the account
    died without a [heir] hence the money is floating and
    if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be
    forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account is MR
    CHRIS P BENJAMIN, as foreigner, and also he was the
    Executive Director of the Gold Mining Cooportion he
    died in a plane crash with the family on the way to
    summer holidays in Egypt, since 1993,no other person
    knows about this account or any thing concerning it,
    the account has no other beneficiary and my
    investigation proved that to me.
    We will start the first transfer with Forty Two
    million ($42,000.000) upon successful transaction
    without any disappoint from your side, we shall
    re-apply for the payment of the remaining rest amount
    to your
    The amount involved is (USD 142M) One Forty Two
    million United States Dollars, only I want to first
    transfer $42,000.000M [Forty Two million United States
    Dollar from this money into a safe foreigners account
    abroad before the rest, but I don’t know any
    foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner
    because this money can not be approved to a local
    person here, without a valid International foreign
    passport, but can only be approved to any foreigner
    with valid international passport or drivers license
    and foreign a/c because the money is in us Dollars and
    the former owner of the a/c Mr Chris P Benjamin is a
    foreigner too, and the money can only be approved into
    a foreign a/c.
    I am revealing this to you with believe that you will
    never let me down in this business, you are the first
    and the only person that I am contacting for this
    business, so please reply urgently so that I will
    inform you the next step to take urgently. Send also
    your private and fax number including the full details
    of the account to be used for the deposit.
    N/B an Empty account that is vaild can still serve for
    this proposal or you can set up a New account for this
    same proposal.
    I need your full co-operation to make this work fine.
    Because the management is ready to approve this
    payment to any foreigner who has correct information
    of this account, which I will give to you, upon your
    positive response and once I am convinced that you are
    capable and will meet up with instruction of a key
    bank official who is deeply involved with me in this
    business. I need your strong assurance that you will
    never, never let me down. With my influence and the
    position of the bank official we can transfer this
    money to any bank of your choice.

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