I'd Ride That
One prominent producer says he already has an idea to help Disney maximize its gains on the upcoming Gibson Apocalypto by launching a new theme-park attraction. “You get in a speeding car,” he suggests, “while a hologram of a drunken Mel Gibson follows you shouting ‘Fucking Jew!’
How about the ride called Armaggedon–where GW Bush helps put all Jewish people in a small area, then he sets about enraging all the neighboring people. The entire area blows themselves up to ashes and then Bush and his friends look to the sky–no, they are not looking at the mushroom clouds, they are waiting for the second coming of Jesus. Mel Gibson and the Pope are there and they just wait, and wait, and wait.
Then one of Bush’s friends declares himself the reincarnated Jesus and they set about wiping the non-believers from the face of the Earth.
Jeez, what a dumb .ucking ride. Count me out of that senerio.