Jimmy, Melakh HaOlam

Kabbalah teaches that God has 72 names. But today’s Morning News suggests The Ari (Isaac Luria) and his friends may have missed a few:

The archangel Gabriel was summoned by the will of God. Gabriel bowed his head and replied, “How may I serve you, Jimmy? I mean, Lord?” Thus followed the awkwardest silence in the history of heaven.

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