Madonna – The Reinvention Rebbe

Rollingstone’s new rock blog, “Rock and Roll Daily” broke a major news story yesterday. Apparently the love affair between Madonna and Britney Spears is over. After Britney posted on her website, “I no longer study Kabbalah, my baby is my religion,” Madonna placed Britney in Cherem. Well, not literal cherem, but according to RS, she “banished” Spears from her “flock.”
I wasn’t aware that Madonna had a “flock,” but maybe RS meant “fanbase” and just mixed up words beginning with the letter F.

Now sources close to Madge say she’s steamed Britney has abandoned her faith and wants to reclaim the thousands of dollars worth of ancient Kabbalah texts Madonna gave Brit as part of her indoctrination.

Hey, I didn’t know a single person could possibly own thousands of dollars worth of Kabbalah Center Paraphanalia. I have a friend who owns thousands of dollars worth of Breslov pamphlets, but no one would want to borrow those.
In other news, Aaron Teitelbaum claimed publically that one can’t trust the heksher of a Madonna Chassid. The Madge Rav replied, “Oh Snap. It’s on!”
On the rebound, Madonna seems to have found another chassid: Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan recently acknowledged that she was “looking into Kabbalah,” and now, Madonna wants to sing a duet with the potential convert, according to In Touch Weekly… source says the two talk a few times a week and are planning a “spiritual journey” once Madonna’s current tour is over. “They’re going to visit the Holy Land,” the insider says. (The Scoop)

2 thoughts on “Madonna – The Reinvention Rebbe

  1. it would be amusing, if to spoof the YU Yechi shirts, if someone made one with Madonna on it and with “Yechi Adoyneinu Moyrienu veRabbeinu”

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