Natalie Portman needs a Shidduch
Young Israeli slash Hollywood Actress Natalie Portman, best know for her portrayal as Princess Amidala in Star Wars says that she intends to raise Jewish children and teach them about their religion. Except for one problem. She hasn’t yet met the right Jewish guy.
(My dear fellow bloggers, I know I had a slow weekend, but this HAS to be more interesting then Madge renouncing the Judaism she never quite had!)
For a variety of reasons, this post has me grinding my teeth.
None of them involve me :}~ Natalie.
Man, if Natalie Portman can’t find a Jewish boyfriend, then there’s no hope for me.
What about the rumors of her dating Jake Gyllenhall. He is at least have Jewish.
If she weren’t like 5’2″ or something, I’d send her my profile. 🙂 Maybe Natalie should try Jdate.
***weeping softly that he doesn’t have Natalie’s number***
Find me Natalie. All nice Jewish girls like [future] lawyers…