I know you’ve all been wondering, just who are these Jewschoolers anyway? Welp, here you go: The official unofficial and quasi-incomplete list of Jewschool contributors and their short biographies.

• Asaf, aka Moshe Oofnik, is an Israeli refusenik and a student at NYU. His father is a well known peace activist and the author of Aron’s Israel Peace Blog.
• Bradford Pilcher is a writer for various publications including Jewsweek magazine.
• The Town Crier is a student at Yeshiva University.
• Grubness is a Lubavitcher chosid and a real estate broker from Crown heights.
• Harry is the author of the popular Israeli weblog The View From Here.
• Aaron Bisman is the founder of JDub Records, a non-profit Jewish record label.
• Ari Davidow is the author of KlezmerShack and a Hebrew typographer.
• Mobius is the founding editor of Jewschool, as well as a contributing editor to Jewsweek and the director of The Open Source Judaism Project.
• Ronen Landa is a composer of film scores and commercial music. His work has been featured on MTV Cribs.
• Douglas Rushkoff is a reknowned media critic and author who has written for countless national publications. His books include Media Virus, Coercion, Ecstasy Club, and Nothing Sacred: The Truth About Judaism. He is a professor of media theory at NYU.
• Sarah Lefton is the founder of Jewish Fashion Conspiracy.
• Shamir Power is an informal Jewish education student at the Jewish Theological Seminary and an employee of the Teva Learning Center, a Jewish environmental education organization.
• John Brown, aka Babylonian, is an activist and the editor of News From Babylon, a left-wing political digest.
• Benyamin Cohen is the editor of Jewsweek magazine.
• Shred Lexicon is a NY book editor and comprises a third of the hip-hop treo Regenerated Headpiece, who have opened for Public Enemy and were named one of the hottest local acts of 2003 by NY Newsday.
• Ariela Krevat is a student at Washington U in St. Louis, the author of Urban Achiever, a frequent birthright israel madricha, and Mobius’ most favorite person EVAR.
• Reb Yidlicious is a Chabad rabbi who would prefer his identity remain a secret. Sigh.

…And well, there ya have it. That’s who we be.