Penis Pills Kosher L'Pesach
Earth shattering news folks! BBC reports,
A leading Israeli rabbi has ruled that the anti-impotency pill Viagra can be taken by Jews on Passover, reversing a previous ban.
Viagra had been deemed not kosher since 1998 under strict dietary laws over the week-long Jewish spring holiday.
Rabbi Mordechai Eliahu said the pill can be swallowed if it is encased in a special soluble kosher capsule first.
Viagra’s Israeli manufacturers said they sought an answer after receiving queries from worried religious men.
I’m sorry, but this story truly prompts me to say, WHAT THE FUCK !!! I mean, how in G-ds name is not having a boner for passover a life threatening situation ? I have family members with painful ecezama who manage not to put any creams on their hands during shabbos, but now any dude with a limp dick can take viagra during passover. Does this bother anyone else?
Sex is a good thing (under right circumstances), why stop it? Judaism forbids sex on Yom Kippur and Tisha B’av, not Pesach.
Who stopped it? Motherfucking nature stopped it. ( insert smile here) Sex is great, that’s not what I am saying. It bugs me that everyone gets all strict about not taking medication on holidays but somehow Viagra is ok?
But isn’t this “levaning”?