“We New Yorkers think we’re hot stuff. We’ve done everything and seen everything. As Jewish New Yorkers, we’re even hotter than hot. We have Gus’ Pickles and Mayors Beame, Koch and Bloomberg. We are right up there, in-your-face Jews. We have contributed to almost every single industry. Yup, we’re the trendsetters, all right.

“And now there’s a Museum of Sex. Woo woo. And there are hot Jews there, too.”