Sometimes good stories just write themselves. From the “this-could-only-happen-in-a-TV-sitcom” department, an Israeli policeman was sent to quiet down a rowdy all-female party at a Jerusalem apartment. Instead of being greeted with fear and respect, the policeman was mistaken for a male stripper sent to the party and the women began to undress and stroke the officer. “She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces,” the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth daily as saying about one of the partygoers. “She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in.”