Getting “frummer” by the minute, the thing formerly known as Madonna now refuses to preform unless the stage has been blessed by her Rabbi, Philip Berg of the Kabbalah center.
“He goes out there and chants and does his routine. He blessed Madison Square Garden. He blesses them all.”
Guess that means Berg will be going to alot of concerts. I wonder what blessing he actually says - anybody care to speculate?
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Boruch shenatati kesef?
Boruch shelo asani goy?
Boruch sheasani k’bob jones?
Boruch who mattir gillui arayos?
—Avi · June 29th, 2004 at 10:41 am
That’s awesome!!
—Melielielio · June 29th, 2004 at 11:04 am
‘al chillulli Hashem bfarhetzia.
—Shifra · June 29th, 2004 at 11:51 am
Thank G-d he found such a sucker.
—j · June 29th, 2004 at 12:54 pm
Hey, did anyone read the article. Apparently they now have a three way mehkitzah, for men, women, and maddona. Spiritual as she is, she doesn’t want to sit with the public.
As for the blessing, he probably just goes out there and goes over his grocery list in his head. When they start installing mezuzot on her dressing room…
I want to know how her fans feel about this. I’ve never really enjoyed her music (except Beautiful Stranger on the Austin Powers 2 sound track) or pop music in general. But I’d think this would detract from the dirty, sex fanatic, make out with Brittany Spears appeal.
—EMTZAlex · June 29th, 2004 at 8:57 pm
the blessing is:
Bless you our G-d king of the universe for giving us Madonna/Esther and for being such a sucker.
—JT · June 30th, 2004 at 3:02 am
I’m voting with m’shaneh habriyot. Seems the most appropriate for as diverse a crowd as MSG attracts. And I oughta know, since Madge took my name.
—Madonna/Esther · June 30th, 2004 at 6:47 am
Blessed are you, P.T. Barnum, for you have been proven to be the wisest ever to have lived. Amen.
—Ricky Fitts · June 30th, 2004 at 9:52 am
EMTZAlex- when you said a “three-way” in reference to Madonna I was not expecting the next word to be “mechitza.”
Maybe I need to be blessed too?!
—Shifra · June 30th, 2004 at 1:10 pm
What would berg do without such an idiot??? Posted by Yeshivaboy
—Yeshiva · July 1st, 2004 at 5:45 am
What would berg do without such an idiot??? Posted by Yeshivaboy
—Yeshiva · July 1st, 2004 at 5:45 am
Better then Modana
http://www.goinchassidish.com/index.htm
—MO Hasid · July 1st, 2004 at 8:06 pm
You’re all wrong. He’s quietly singing, “Material Goy-l”
—Adam Davis · July 1st, 2004 at 11:35 pm
Isn’t this the same Madonna that screwed a Catholic Jesus (who was black) in the video of the song she sang for Pepsi?????
—claraporter · July 6th, 2004 at 8:57 pm