Many years ago, in an effort to compete with the early Saturday Night Live, ABC had a late night comedy show “Fridays”, starring such luminaries as Michael Richards. One recurring sketch involved two orthodox rabbis (Chassidic? Chareidi? who knew from that back then, they just wore long black coats, black hats, fake beards and spoke with vaguely yeshivish accents); their mission was to teach the ancient jewish martial art of “Matzoi”, in which left-over boards of matzah become weapons of death destruction. Think of any old hong kong karate flick, but with pieces of matzah sticking out of the corpses, instead of those very sharp throwing stars.