Forty's The Clincher
Steve Martin imagines Islamic fascist Paradise.
Virgin No. 36: Sure, I like you, but as a friend.
Virgin No. 37: No kissing. I save that for my boyfriend.
Virgin No. 38: I’m Zania, from the planet Xeron. My vagina is on my foot.
Virgin No. 39: It’s a lesion, and, no, I don’t know what kind.
Virgin No. 40: I’m Jewish. Why do you ask?
Read the rest here.
Remember when he was funny? I miss 1977.
Give him some credit, this one was funnier than a lot of his recent stuff. I mean, look at #28. That’s 1977-worthy.
And by “virgins,” of course, he really means “white raisins:”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,2763,631357,00.html
Yeah, I was gonna mention that — but it kills the joke! Although it’s actually much, much funnier…
It would have been edgy if, instead of “kissing” in #37 above, he went with “vaginal.”
okay, sorry, that’s inapproriate… but he also makes period jokes in this one, so why not?!