Forty's The Clincher

Steve Martin imagines Islamic fascist Paradise.

Virgin No. 36: Sure, I like you, but as a friend.
Virgin No. 37: No kissing. I save that for my boyfriend.
Virgin No. 38: I’m Zania, from the planet Xeron. My vagina is on my foot.
Virgin No. 39: It’s a lesion, and, no, I don’t know what kind.
Virgin No. 40: I’m Jewish. Why do you ask?

Read the rest here.

5 thoughts on “Forty's The Clincher

  1. Give him some credit, this one was funnier than a lot of his recent stuff. I mean, look at #28. That’s 1977-worthy.

  2. It would have been edgy if, instead of “kissing” in #37 above, he went with “vaginal.”
    okay, sorry, that’s inapproriate… but he also makes period jokes in this one, so why not?!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

The reCAPTCHA verification period has expired. Please reload the page.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.