Bill O’Reilly’s Falafel Fetish

Loudmouth conservative talk show host Bill O’Reilly (known best for his inventive “Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!” catchphrase) has been hit with a sexual harrassment suit by one of his former employees. Amidst the charges waged in the suit against O’Reilly is that he engaged in phone sex with the unwilling young woman, on one occassion of which he uh… suggested he’d molest her with a falafel sandwich.

O’Reilly’s peculiar fetish has thus now entered the sexual canon as falaphilia:

fa·la·phil·i·a n.

  1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
  2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
  3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
  4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.

Oy va mothaf’n voy. (c/o BoingBoing)

8 thoughts on “Bill O’Reilly’s Falafel Fetish

  1. I am not a Foxnews hater, but O’Reily just f***s me off. Probably because while he whinges about Islamic terrorism he has routinely expresed sympathy for the IRA. Loud-mouth arsehole.

  2. I find the sexual facination with falafel ‘amusing’.
    What confuses me is how you are forced to engage in phone sex. Couldn’t she have just hung up the phone until Bill had satisfied his unnatural urges toward the falafel. (or at least a few falafel balls)

  3. Ahem. Bill O’Reilly is not conservative. Rather, he is a fiercle independent freethinker who… uh.. haha
    couldn’t keep that up

  4. I’d like to say that I falafel about this whole O’Reilly story but I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face and i’d loofah out loud.

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