Tenacious D’s Jack Black exhibits his unfortunate ignorance of Judaism when he tells Female First:

“I did some drugs and stuff but I was already into acting before that. I was doing cocaine and stuff but it was all just dying to fit in and to be ‘hardcore’. […] I volunteered for therapy. I was raised a Jew and never had confession, so I went in there and spilled my guts about all the things I was guilty about – stealing money from my mom to buy cocaine.”

Jack, bubbahleh, it’s called Vidui. You don’t have to confess to a stranger, only to G-d. Go hang with a Chabadnik or sumfin’ and learn ’bout yer faith brah… It’s all there waiting for you to find it.