Culture, Mishegas, Religion

Bris at Schneerson's Ohel, The Donald in Attendance

Zina Sapir “daughter of real estate mogul Tamir Sapir” and her husband “real estate mogul” Rotem Rosen are the proud parents of a new baby boy.
Naturally they want you, yes you, to be aware of this joyous event. The bris happened at the Lubavitcher Rebbe’s Ohel last Sunday. A publicist was hired and a press release about the bris sent to major New York publications. New York Magazine writes about it here.
The location was “personally arranged for” buy none other than Lev Leviev, buddy of Putin and Russian Chabad-funder extraordinaire. It seems the proud father Rotem Rosen is Leviev’s “right hand man.”
The press release further informs us that the guest list includes real estate big wigs such as Donald Trump, Jared Kushner, Joe Monahan, Giuseppe Cipriani, Andre Balazs, and Amy Sacco. Just one big, cozy family.
Mazal Tov, people.

7 thoughts on “Bris at Schneerson's Ohel, The Donald in Attendance

  1. I just did the math and this baby was conceived out of wedlock! **ghasp!** I wonder what the Rebbe would say? Seriously, though, the press release is amazingly funny and ostentatious. Well worth reading the whole thing.

  2. Looks like embedded videos don’t work in comments.
    Here’s a link instead (note: probably won’t work outside the USA).

  3. The New York article says “Penis Chopping.” Squirm.
    There is a tradition that you never actually invite someone to a Bris because that obligates them to go. I’m glad I didn’t see that ‘Your’e Invited’ headline until after the fact.

  4. of all the places to get info on leviev.. failed messiah? I was a actually at bris he performed himself in moscow

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