Iranian TV: Woody Allen, Elder of Zion
Don’t ask me to explain what this is or where it comes from. The only thing I can make out is that the narrator is speaking Persian, he sounds completely serious, and he actually seems to be conveying the fascinatingly bizarre notion that Woody Allen is intentionally attempting to corrupt Western values as some sort of Jewish conspiracy.
Jesus H.
Moderate Islam, please, for the love of Allah, we’re trying over here. Please, try harder over there.
You can’t even parody this shit. They leave no room to go one step beyond. They’re a self-parody.
With nukes.
I can only hope tere was one guy in the audience who was thinking, “Yeah, but I liked his earlier funny movies best.”