Kabbalah Red Bull
The evil marketing geniuses at the Kabbalah Center have come up with a new idea — an energy drink geared towards the Ashton Kutcher market. “We’re going after the Red Bull market,” spokesman Darin Ezra said. “But Kabbalah Energy Drink tastes better. And it’s infused with Kabbalah water, which is holy water.” We just hope it’s kosher.
Couldn’t they call this “Red Heifer”?
n – I love it! that’s BRILLIANT
Does the world really need any more input from the Kabbalah Center. Can they really lower themselves any further? (Don’t answer that it may give them ideas for more dumb product ideas.)
Wait till the Christians come out with Jesus juice, met only with HinduStar, and the popular 40 oz of Old Muslim 800