Maine Man Crucifies Self

“A Hartland man was treated at a Pittsfield hospital after he nailed himself to a cross. The 23-year-old man apparently was trying to commit suicide Thursday evening in his living room, the Bangor Daily News reported. […] Police said the man appeared delusional and told them he had been ‘seeing pictures of God on the computer.’ He told them he had not seen the hit movie ‘The Passion of the Christ,’ which depicts the Crucifixion of Jesus.”

6 thoughts on “Maine Man Crucifies Self

  1. Loved this quote: “When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911,” Boucher said.
    As my father would say…Putz!

  2. I liked “It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.”

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