Metrodoxical
New Phrase Coinage Alert: The Metrodox.
Jewsweek reports on the “new phenomenon” of urban frumsters who mix engagement with the big outside world with serious devotion to Torah. (I think they used to call that “Modern Orthodoxy”, but nobody asked me.) Something about the word appeals to me–probably the part in my head that’s confusing it with “metrosexual”–but I do take issue with their characterization of Metrodoxim as having to be all single. What happens when two get together–do they suddenly go fully haredi or hiloni? It doesn’t make sense.
Anyway, snippets below:
In this 35-block radius, nestled comfortably between Riverside and Central Parks, knit yarmulkes and long jean skirts are di rigueur. Not a surprising sight in New York, but when you consider the skirt is tight and low-riding and the knit yarmulke has fold creases from being in a pocket all day at work, then it’s a whole different ball of matzah.
They are in their 20’s, proud of their religion, and inventing their own unique brand of Judaism. They do the secular (travel, watch movies, go dancing) and they do the religious (have an active synagogue life, keep kosher, and study Torah). And they are all single. They are the Metrodox.
metrodox = wide range of ‘dox’. ain’t this metroprax?
Didn’t this story come out last year?
i thought they coined the phrase like 2 years ago? are they trying again?
jewsweek started using the word metrodox a while back when pop culture media coined the word metrosexual
THE STUPID MADE UP TERM “METROSEXUAL” IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS. ALL THE PC PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO SAY THE WORD “FRUITCAKE” OR “FEMMY GUY”.
IF SUCH A WORD EXISTED IT WOULD MEAN SOMEONE WHO HAS SEX WITH CITIES! ANYONE WHO USES THIS WORD SHOULD BE BANNED FROM CIVILIZATION.
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So, I suppose calling someone a fruitcake would mean they are a cake…made of fruit.
oh, snap.
And as we all know, by watching many Christmas special cartoons, fruitcakes are generally shunned by the males of the household.
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Danya is new to this blogging thing. How ’bout a little rachmones? Oh sorry, for Jews to be respectful towards one another would be unheard of.