MSNBC reports,

Madonna stunned concert organizers in Ireland with her backstage demands which, according to sources, included a request for 25 cases of Kabbalah water. The one-time Material Girl refuses to drink anything but the water sold by the trendy religious movement, which some have called a cult.

Ooh, ooh! Can I be “some”?!!

Last night I met this kid in Big Apple Pizza over on Yaffo and we’s was chattin’ about hipsters n’ shit, and I’m like, “Yeah, it’s over in the States already, but it’s just pickin’ up here.” And he’s like, “Yeah, you can buy hipster gear at Target already.” And I’m like, “Yeah, but you can also buy Kabbalah string at Target.” And like, I had to like, repeat that four times before he believed me. But anyhow, then he tells me, “Yeah, I have this very religious looking friend who was in Europe in this one place where there weren’t many Jews at all, and this 16 year-old girl came running up to him, obviously presuming he was a rabbi or something, and said to him, ‘Oh my god! I’ve been drinking nothing but Kabbalah water for the last six months and I feel incredible!'” Uh, incredible like how? Like, incredibly stupid?

Oy va voy.