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Couting the Homer

JVibe writes, “As part of our Passover preparations, [we]’d like to remind you delete all the cookies from your computer.” Har har. Once your hard drive is chametz-free, join everyone’s favorite prime-time doofus, Homer J. Simpson, in Counting the Omer.

The Dark Arts

The Robots Have Feelings Too group art show, currently taking place through May 18th at Culture Cache Gallery in San Francisco, spotlights many brilliant modern artists (whose works you can peruse on their website), my favorite of which being event curator Jeff Soto, whose graf-inspired robot-beings remind me somewhat of Mark Ryden,...

Public Prayer Illegal for Women at the Kotel

After 14 years, the Israeli Supreme Court has ruled that Nashot Hakotel (Women of the Wall) may no longer conduct prayer services at the Western Wall. When asked for comment, Rabbi Shmuel Rabinovich, the rabbi of the Western Wall, remarked that the decision “prevented desecration of a holy site,” suggesting that the...

Loshn Codfish

Welp, apparently no one’s reading Jewschool, cuz I’ve been asked why I haven’t posted anything about the talking fish about a dozen times now. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s true… A New Square chosid claims that a fish spoke end-time prophecies to him in the holy tongue, and people are flipping for...

The Burning Bush?!

“In JP, as in other porn, large-breasted and well-tanned women pose and perform sexual acts. Except here, the women are Hebrews, recipients of the Law at Sinai, the women who sang with Miriam at the parting of the Red Sea, the women—brides and queens in religious imagery—who are metaphors for the Shechinah,...

Pitch In!

Running this site by myself is a bit much cuz I don’t have a constant influx of content…Once again I ask, if anyone’s interested in being a contributor, please be in touch.